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why did they dump

the tomatoes down the well, said a local

man when I came to ask what

had happened.  ‘They have given us

pizzanitus and we can’t stand for

this, there need to be

those in america

who have an understanding of

justice.  we are only humans

and my son has

his eyes turned

to mushrooms and my daughter has

been turned into

a pineapple.  we do not eat pineapples

here.’  this is a disgrace.  I wrote it all

down, but in the

end I knew that my editor would never be

sympathetic to the damage that the domino corporation

has unearthed

on the islands of

seychelles.