if there was champagne on
the ground and one of your
ex wives spilled it
on one of your sons from another
marriage and then it was slippery on
the ground and your legs lifted up
above your head when youà
were doing the charleston on
top of it. If everyone laughed
would you be rich and
if everyone barfed, would you be poor?
What if your pain was great? What if
your leather pants got sticky from
the sugary grape juice.