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The lumberjack was  chopping

something close to wood when

Gold started to spring up and

the sun stopped setting, but then

racial minorities came and took away his free-

dom, so he started a cool gang with

his zestiest friends and they

gave each other high fives, full of

wood and sunshine.  The racial minorities

started a civil war and the bad guys won,

but sunshine and building materials

still existed and then

the streets were paved with golden

columns, that tilted over top

of each other and signaled

a new flavour in the world,

a flavour saltier and sweeter

than what was before and

racial and mineral harmony was